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1.  WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT YOUR FIRST GIG?

IT WAS ABOVE A PUB. NOT IN FRONT OF 400 PEOPLE (I THOUGHT ALL GIGS WERE MASSIVE). ALSO LOTS OF SWEATING.

2. WHAT DO YOU LOVE MOST ABOUT DOING COMEDY?

GETTING TO BE AROUND OTHER HUMANS.

3.  WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST ABOUT COMEDY?

SPENDING MOST DAY TIMES ON MY OWN HAVING TO TALK TO OBJECTS INSIDE MY HOUSE

4.  DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN 4 WORDS OR LESS

SILLY OVER-THINKING IDIOT ARSEHOLE

5.  WHAT WOULD WOULD SAY TO A BRAND NEW COMEDIAN?

“HI, MY NAME’S CHRIS”. (JUST STANDARD MANNERS ISN’T IT?)

6.  WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO AN ESTABLISHED MULTIMILLIONAIRE COMEDIAN?

HI, MY NAME’S CHRIS”. (JUST STANDARD MANNERS ISN’T IT?) FOLLOWED BY “GIVE US A TENNER”

7.  WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE LONDON COMEDY SCENE?

IT’S GREAT. SO MANY GIGS THAT ARE ALL DIFFERENT BECAUSE OF THE DIVERSITY OF THE PLACE.

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE FUNNIEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

ARSEHOLE OR PLOP

9.  GIVEN HOW MANY GREAT FEMALE COMEDIANS ARE ON THE CIRCUIT, WHY AREN’T THERE MORE ON TV?

I HAVE NO IDEA. ASK THE TV PRODUCERS. CAN YOU ALSO ASK THEM WHY MY DAD ISN’T ON TV? HE’S PROPER FUNNY.

10.  WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE COMEDIAN?

BILL BURR OR LOUIS CK

11.  TELL US THREE FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF AT LEAST ONE OF WHICH IS A LIE.

I HATE CHEESE. I ONCE THREW A SNICKERS BAR AT A DONKEY.. I ONCE FELL DOWN AN ESCALATOR DUCK TAPED TO 4 PEOPLE.

12.  WHAT DO YOU MOST LOVE (OR HATE) ABOUT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE?

LOVE HANGING OUT WITH LOTS OF COMEDIANS. HATE GETTING TRENCH FOOT FROM THE WEATHER

13.  WHO WOULD BE AT YOUR IDEAL GIG?

ANYONE WHO LAUGHS OUT LOUD AND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH.

14. WHAT ONE THING WOULD YOU DO TO IMPROVE COMEDY IN THE UK.

MAKE ALL COMEDIANS ENTER STAGE BY FLYING INTO IT WITH THOSE WIRES THEY USE IN MUSICALS. THEN MAKE ALL EXIT STAGE VIA A TRAP DOOR.