Beth Ditto's makeup is a prime example of how terrible too much makeup can make someone look. She puts so much on that a light sweating or any kind of humidity will turn the foundation into a paste, which would thereby ruin anyone's day who is either wearing that much makeup or even who sees her. Get a new makeup routine, Ditto, because you look much better without all that plastered to your face.
Over the weekend, Gossip singer Beth Ditto was arrested for disorderly conduct outside the Bungalo Bar in Portland. According to the Willamette Week, "Ditto was cut off from drink service at that bar early Saturday morning because she appeared to be inebriated," then "walked out in the middle of the street, threw off her shoes and purse" — par for the course if you've seen a Gossip concert — "and screamed OBAMA! OBAMA!" a trope we've explored here. But after being escorted to the Multnomah County Sheriff's office by "like 10 or 12 cars," says a source, Ditto took what is, in my opinion, an exquisite mug shot, at left. (At right, Ditto poses for photos outside the Ed Sullivan Theater last May.) Read More