Every few months, something so amazing happens on the internet that the world must stop and take notice (e.g. All Your Base, Star Wars Kid, grumpy cat, angry baby... the list goes on and on). My latest vote is for Sammy Sosa's Pinterest page. It's absolutely rife with jaw-dropping fashion and some killer furniture that someone who never eats or drinks anything but ice and water would love. Plus there's lots of finger pointing... Seriously.
If you haven't already seen legendary home-run hitter Sammy Sosa's Pinterest page, you're inflicting grave dishonor upon your family, so go do it now. See? Magnificent. Forty minutes later, after the editors of GQ managed to stop clawing our faces with Internet Joy (it's a thing, look it up), we decided to break down each and every look from Sosa Spring 2013. Yes, this is the real Sammy Sosa, and this is his closet: Check Out the Pictures of Sammy Sosa (NOW!)