Fashion clearly isn't rocket science, and Winny Puhh clearly aren't fashion aware or the Eurovision rejects wouldn't be caught dead in their ridiculous stage outfits. Now don't get me wrong, there's room in stage performances for some outlandish couture, and if you've got the act to back it up you can make it work, but there's a reason Winny Puhh didn't feature. Naturally, the fashion designers at Rick Owens loved them.

For those of you who haven’t had the great fortune of being in Europe during the Eurovision, allow me to explain. Eurovision is an international, televised song contest celebrating unity between countries and bad taste. The winning country gets to host the contest the following year. It’s ripe with generally terrible music, head scratching choreography, and some incredible British voiceover commentary. People throw Eurovision parties and consume lots and lots of alcohol. Witnessing the Eurovision is like watching the birth of 10,000 glorious GIFs. You have to see it to believe it. (Read More)