Everyone who just said me … take two steps backwards. Women don’t find hotness in ripped abs, protruding jaws, and other machismo. It is back to “What 101” for most males, because their view is not in line with what women really want at all, according to Lisa Collier Cool (love that name) in her summation of the situation. Do you really want to know? Hint: Thin is in.

Scientists used to think that a macho appearance would be an evolutionary asset for men, based on the “immunocompetence handicap hypothesis.” This theory holds that a highly masculine appearance indicates that a man has overcome the “handicap” of contending with the negative effects of having high levels of the male hormone (which makes men more susceptible to infections).