January 26, 2013
Bigfoot is in Oregon.
At least according to a number of recent reports from residents in the rural, eastern part of the state all claiming that Sasquatch is alive and well.
People living near the Umatilla Indian Reservation have reported that they have been woken up by strange sounds coming from the nearby forest.
Bigfoot "sightings," while obviously unconfirmed, are actually Hollywood Gossip