Someone has finally answered Ashton Kutcher’s moronic question from his 2000 film, Dude, Where’s My Car? and if he can’t find it now then his vision has somehow gotten even worse since taking Demi Moore as a wife.
Ashton Kutcher has lined up a swanky star trailer to call home while he films his debut season on Two and a Half Men. Luckily for him, he’s replacing the craziest actor in recent history, so any request he makes will pale in comparison to Charlie Sheen’s colorful needs.
The trailer, a customized rig from the celebrity-favored Anderson Mobile Estate firm, rolls into the CBS backlot at 53 feet long and 1,200 square feet on the inside, with seven 60-inch plasma TVs, granite countertop full kitchen, and two bathrooms. The doublewide is also double tall, as it boasts an upstairs level that hydraulically rises from the rest of the unit. If that’s not enough room for Kutcher, then he can also extend the walls outward and really stretch out. The trailer is thoroughly decked out with leather couches and oak wood trim, and also features 360-degree, 24/7 video surveillance in case Bruce Willis gets a fit of jealousy.
The trailer is reported to cost $8,750 per week, with a flat-out purchase price of around $2 million. Keep in mind that Kutcher is making almost $1 million per episode, so he could take this thing home with him for about 45 minutes of work.
The new season of the sitcom premieres on September 19, for more information watching it like a true fan, check out the entire line of Anderson Mobile Estates.
Eh screw the haters... Jealous fux... I say Nice pad Ash. If I was making the same Dough, I'd have the nice digs too. Same with all you luzers, if you had the scratch you'd have the rollin house too.... Fucking whiners....
people, just remember that we as a public got this man and so many others the money they are making, movie stars and pro athletes demand huge salaries and guess what we keep helping pay them.
want to show them what we think, don't support them
I for one only watched the show because of Charlie and his relationship with Allen and his nephew. Now, forget it. It was great to see his nephew grow from a peanut to a real man but now I'll just watch reruns
This is one of the reasons why we have to watch so many damn commercials...I am so over all these people who think they're entitled because they can act.
This show will not last without Charlie. Jon Cryer has no looks, no talent, and whines like a woman. Ashton Kutsher is ugly with no talent, and although I loved "That Seventies Show", I never liked him. Two and a half men is dead and gone.
Kelly... Homeless people? Really? How much of your weekly income do you contribute to homeless people? He is the highest paid tv actor and he wants to ball out. I bet if any one of you haters made half what he is making you'd be blowing it too. I think its awesome.
@Merle, I agree! We as a country have always suppoted over indulgence. Our teachers are underpaid and our education system is a joke!! The world can see what Americans value. Sports, Entertainment and OVER compensated ACTORS!!!!
Why in the heck would the author insult Demi Moore's looks like that? Let's see some close ups of the author of this piece so we can mock and insult him.
dont worry he wont have it long...no matter the personal like of charlie...he made that show and without him it will be over in a matter of weeks...people might watch at first just to see what its like but without charlie on there it will be a dead fish...i for one am sad to see the show go ...i really liked it...so sad for charlie...guess the company wants the show gone also, otherwise they could have worked something out...that would have been better...and that so called trailer is better than most of the people in america have or could ever afford...why not take a normal dressing room and give that money to charity...there are kids in the u.s. that go to bed hungry every night...and now days the way it is alot of adults that are trying to find work and cant go hungry also....that is just total patting ones self on the back...what a waste....
Eric,
On what planet is it acceptable for you to take cracks at a woman's appearance? Demi was breathtaking in the 80s and is beautiful today but even if she were not it would be hateful and small of you to cut a woman down like that. Did she wrong you in some way? Ashton and Demi have been married almost six years. Maybe the Bruce jokes are getting a little old. I don't feel any personal connection to Demi or Ashton. Still when someone is bullying others for the sake of attention and to make himself feel special something needs to be said.
Good grief, you pathetic jealous people. The man earned his right to be frivolous. Sorry, but I think he just made "That 70's Show", and he IS funny.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods, or his wife, or his talent, or even his salary. He and his wife DO contribute to many charities, as well as live well.
Grow up, already!!!
What the hell? Plus, I am willing to bet that I am paying more in taxes than him. Both the left and the right share the blame, the richer get richer as the poor get poorer and blamed for everything. As for Ashton and his old lady, forget about the children in this country with no health care or going to bed hungry, or the old and disabled living below the poverty level, cause without any real talent and fading looks, this tv series will not last any longer than your so-called movie career.
I agree with all who lament that when so many in the US are struggling to make the rent, much less food and medicines, this display of obscene wealth is in very poor taste indeed. I only wish that my wife and I could live in one of those. Wife just lost the job, and I'm disabled. The bottom half would be just fine.
People are starving in this country and the rest of the world and we celebrate such pointless and obscene displays? All this for one person? We are truly a country with a bankrupt culture...
The F_ _ K, I mean The F_ _ K. unreal !! The dude may have found his car but he will never replace Charlie...Charlie's sence of humor and timing was the whole show.
Two and 1/2 is DEAD without Sheen!!!
Kutcher is a horrible actor he has noting going for him in the acting field he is nasty to look at his voice is horrid and nasally he looks dirty and the last thing you can say he is NOT funny!!! Ugly things like Kutcher need to be covered up that what burkas are for!!!!!!
Interesting...Two and Half Men is filmed at Warner Brothers Studios (we were just there about two weeks ago). So I don't think this trailer is rolling up on CBS' backlot.
So happy to see that the progressive liberal left doesn't live like the "fat cats" of the conservative right ... oh that's right, there are more filthy rich progressives ... I get it now, we pee-on's (isn't that an appropriate word!) do as we are told, not as the elite left do! And anyone that watches this show should be ashamed of themselves - by doing so you contribute to this waste of money and oxygen!!
Good luck to Ashton and whatever he gets to be on this very funny show! This man is brilliant, that is why he is brought in to help companies succeed.
He also has one of Hollywoods most beautiful women as his wife!! Hell he should be yelling from the rooftop's.
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Buck Futt commented on September 1, 2011
Eh screw the haters... Jealous fux... I say Nice pad Ash. If I was making the same Dough, I'd have the nice digs too. Same with all you luzers, if you had the scratch you'd have the rollin house too.... Fucking whiners....
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